Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Misadventures in the Railway Transit


Scene 1: The Long Journey (from Leviste to the MRT station)

Art: How come there was no extra rice?
Sam: I feel hungry....
Dundee: I got a picture with the resource speaker.....
Bert: Check out my haircut.....


Scene 2: Lost in Translation (queuing with hundred of people)


Art: What if I just took a bus?
Sam: My hunger is worsening.....
Dundee: I wonder if my picture with the resources speaker looks great.....
Bert: My new hairdo definitely rocks.....

Scene 3: Surprise, surprise (the entire MRT platform was full pf people)

Art: Do you think we can ride right away?
Sam: The hunger is killing me.....
Dundee: I think I made the right pose in the picture with the resource speaker.....
Bert: I took a work leave just to have this hair cut.....

Scene 4: The strategy (taking a southbound train instead)

Art: Can we just do a one round trip?
Sam: Now I am really hungry.....
Dundee: Next week I will suggest another photo shoot with the resource speaker.....
Bert: My hair will blow you away.....

Scene 5: Screw you! (being in a train exclusive for women is a bad idea)

Art: Are we in the wrong place?
Sam: I am losing my I.Q. with this hunger.....
Dundee: Maybe I can have a picture with the resource speaker in a different place.....
Bert: Stop, look, and envy my hair.....

Scene 6: Fools rush in (changing places means no place at all)

Art: Is there still enough room for us?
Sam: This hunger really sucks.....
Dundee: I am planning to frame my picture with the resource person.....
Bert: I am the king of the hair!

Scene 7: Refuge, finally (going home will take just one smooth ride)

Art: Can we switch places?
Sam: It will take 2 super meals to end this hunger.....
Dundee: I hope the resource person comes back next week.....
Bert: My hair saved the day.....

Scene 8: Conclusion

Art still questions,
Sam remains a hungry moron,
Dundee imagines his picture with the resource speaker,
Bert tries to show off his hair

This story appears to be weird. Indeed, the peculiarity of the characters' experiences sums up the entire account. Just try and read between the lines. You may find something of higher meaning.

Quote for the day: "I hope I can be as good a man as him, so that I can see him again someday." - Jim Ross (Hall of Fame commentator) This was said after Owen Hart's tragic death.

4 comments:

Novice Blogger said...

wahahaha! hilarious!

Kat said...

oi maganda naman ang hair ni bert! nagmukha syang high school stude ulet... bebi fez ba =)

THE ANiTOKiD said...

i was laughing the whole time i was reading this! bravo! more more more! please! more more more! putik, i'd like to splog this! ang ganda! hanggang ngayon tumatawa pa rin ako!

THE ANiTOKiD said...

I AM STILL LAUGHING! putik! ANG GALING! (very good in English, naks)